Biden’s Twelve Days of Christmas

For Christmas 2018 I wrote Trump’s 12 Days of Christmas. Now it is Joe Biden’s turn.

On the first day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Joe Manchin’s lump of coal, not really shocking!

On the second day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the third day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the fourth day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the fifth day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Five COVID variants
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the sixth day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Six angry anti-vaxxers
Five COVID variants
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the seventh day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Seven QAnon conspiracies
Six angry anti-vaxxers
Five COVID variants
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the eighth day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Eight insurrection plots
Seven QAnon conspiracies
Six angry anti-vaxxers
Five COVID variants
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the ninth day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Nine justices overturning
Eight insurrection plots
Seven QAnon conspiracies
Six angry anti-vaxxers
Five COVID variants
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the tenth day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Ten Senators filibustering
Nine justices overturning
Eight insurrection plots
Seven QAnon conspiracies
Six angry anti-vaxxers
Five COVID variants
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Eleven coups in progress
Ten Senators filibustering
Nine justices overturning
Eight insurrection plots
Seven QAnon conspiracies
Six angry anti-vaxxers
Five COVID variants
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Biden found inside his stocking
Twelve gibes from Mar-a-Larkey
Eleven coups in progress
Ten Senators filibustering
Nine justices overturning
Eight insurrection plots
Seven QAnon conspiracies
Six angry anti-vaxxers
Five COVID variants
Four Fox hosts a lying
Three obstructive Republicans
Two piqued Progressives
And Joe Manchin’s lump of coal, not really shocking!

Wishing President Biden and his family a Merry Christmas and a successful New Year!

N.B. My husband asked me to explain that Mar-a-Larkey isn’t a typo. It is a combination of Trump’s residence Mar-a-Lago and Biden’s favorite word Malarkey.

 

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